"The other day I read something about Honey Boo Boos mom’s wedding. The wedding was supposed to be based off of Cinco de Mayo, but since they both probably lack a high school diploma. They thought wearing camo was ok. Last time, I checked mexicans do not wear camo nor do they either go hunting. Instead most of the mexicans are usually hunted down by the border control. Maybe in that case, it would be acceptable to wear camo to hide from border control… Maybe next time they plan a Cinco de Mayo wedding they should have less camo and more Patron."
My best friend, Laura, is Mexican and told me, seething, that this is from the blog of one of her teammates…I just..what???
Her response: “Maybe leave some of the racist stuff about Mexicans out”
No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.
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Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:
When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.
When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”
i always have to reblog this because it’s my favorite thing ever.
A true actor with true intentions. Brilliant.
i never talk about it much but i love this man
Gene Wilder is truly incredible.
"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."
Get On It - The Kin
- Bobby: Besides, who wouldn't want to ride the Bobby Rocket?
- Castle: Everyone, from what we hear.